25 7 / 2014

  • *fight breaks out*
  • 1: Yasss drag her!!

25 7 / 2014

zbrexx:

zbrexx:

how did the telephone propose to his girlfriend?

he gave her a ring image

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25 7 / 2014

25 7 / 2014

beltsquid:

somarysueme:

….. is anyone gonna say it?

I mean it this is important.

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25 7 / 2014

arctricmikeys:

do u ever look at ur crush and think ‘hes so dumb i want to put his penis in my mouth’

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25 7 / 2014

"The Walking Dead" autograph signing [25.07.2014]

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25 7 / 2014

  • 1: walks into living room
  • 2: tonight on how its made
  • 1: stands in same spot for 30 minutes watching how garbage bags are made

25 7 / 2014

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25 7 / 2014

fedswatching:

pour one out to the neopets we left for dead

image

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25 7 / 2014

churchofsterek:

gallifreyslocked:

when i was in year 5, i did a speech on clumsiness for my school’s public speaking contest and to be clever, i tripped on my way to the stage dropping my note cards all over the place, but then i pulled the real ones out of my pocket saying ‘if you’re going to be clumsy, it pays to be prepared!’

everyone lost their shit and i got second place

If you got second place who got first… Did they talk about fire safety and burn the stage down or something

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